Step 1 of 4 — Vibe check
Before we proceed.
We don't accept money from just anyone. Answer three quick questions to confirm you are the right kind of person for this transaction.
Step 2 of 4 — The oath
Say it out loud.
"I am giving this money freely, and I understand I will receive absolutely nothing."
Type the phrase above, exactly as written. Case doesn't matter. Punctuation doesn't matter. Intent does.
Step 3 of 4 — Final sanity check
Prove you're human.
Solve this. If you can't, you probably shouldn't be giving money away on the internet.
Step 4 of 6 — Commitment
You're giving
You've passed the vibe check. You said the words. You did the math. All that's left is to hold the button below for three seconds and mean it.
Hold to give.
Release to reconsider.
Press and hold · release to cancel
Step 5 of 6 — Scan to pay
Scan to pay
Open WeChat or Alipay and scan the code below to actually send the money. Once you've paid, click continue.
Scan to pay
Step 6 of 6 — One more check
Look us in the eye.
Last look at the code. This is the moment you're either someone who actually scanned it, or someone about to lie to a website. Choose wisely.
Scan to pay
you.
You said you paid. Here's the truth: we have zero way of verifying that — no webhook, no bank API, nothing but your word. We're choosing to believe you anyway. That's the whole business model.
"TRANSACTION" "COMPLETE" · VERIFIED BY VIBES ALONE · YOU MAY NOT DO THIS AGAIN
